Android 3.4.6 build from source

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I'm going crazy trying to build and Android version from scratch again. It seems no matter what hoops I jump through, or old google tools I find there is always another error right around the corner. Is there a pre-built VM that has all these prerequisites already satisfied?

I thought I had it but now cmake is telling me "Android: List of installed Android targets is empty" and that's probably because I had to go find a version of tools that was 25.2 because it didn't like the latest. I tried building 4.x a while ago and couldn't get that to work either. Just crazy frustrating all around, I've been at it for hours.